Chess Grandmaster T-Shirts

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

Anna and Mariya Muzychuk chess champions caricature

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'As meetings go that was one of my better ones!'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Chess on TV

Pawn Stars

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

Trojan Chess

Bored Baker

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

'I'll have to let you go, Bob - Ted, from accounting, is challenging my position as alpha male!'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"It's baaaack!"

Cat chess

Beating Dad at Chess.