Grandmaster T-Shirts

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

New chess champion 31st November 2018

Bobby Fischer

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Counting ribs

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Desert Island BBQ

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Filet minion

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

Ode to a Grill

Burnt or Raw?

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Yummy Mummies

"You like yours well done, right?"

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."