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'Like other prodigies, he'll either become a grandmaster of something like a serial killer.'

Baby Piano

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Bassoons.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

A Member of the Tate.

Chess cleaner

Magician pulling money out of a hat

Orchestra

New chess champion 31st November 2018

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'Is the grill broken, Dad?'

Five year time...

'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

"Stupid thing won't light."