Future Grandmaster Pillows

'Like other prodigies, he'll either become a grandmaster of something like a serial killer.'

Baby Piano

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Bassoons.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

Magician pulling money out of a hat

Chess cleaner

Orchestra

'Is the grill broken, Dad?'

New chess champion 31st November 2018

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

Five year time...

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'

Anna and Mariya Muzychuk chess champions caricature