Amateur Grandmaster Pillows

Chess cleaner

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

Seagulls attacking Picnicker in Formation

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"You sure you've done this before."

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"I got the blues in the mornin', I got the blues at night..."

'Could you take me through it once more? From the moment you said you couldn't pay the witch doctor's fee.'

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

"My kind of course."

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'Three hearts.'

New chess champion 31st November 2018

A minister forgetfully slipping into his other role as a photographer

Bobby Fischer

A not-so-happy God coming across some Angels playing Magic tricks with their Halos.

Anna and Mariya Muzychuk chess champions caricature

Chess Disagreements