Amateur Monarch Pillows

'How about a game of cards?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"Surprise!"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

The Royal Wii

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Queen Anne

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

UK dissolution

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

The Queen

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

Henry I of England

Queen Elizabeth I

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

King

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

"You might try avuncular."

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Queen Elizabeth II

'Talk to your wife, Lord Tuttenbottom. She refused to sleep with me!'

"Not to worry, sire! It's just the farm implement trade show coming to town!"