'How about a game of cards?'
Amateur Monarch Gifts
Looking for a gift for your amateur monarch? Whether they’re dreaming of a crown or just enjoying their creative reign, our selection offers whimsical and thoughtful options. Perfect for those who love to embrace their inner royalty and add a touch of regal fun to their everyday life. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their unique title and creative spirit, making every day feel like their royal court.
'How about a game of cards?'
"Surprise!"
"Where the hell's my Slinky?"
'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'
The Royal Wii
'I'm a work-at-home dad.'
"King and clown—why can't I be both?"
Queen Anne
'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'
Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).
UK dissolution
"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"
'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'
'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'
"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"
"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."
The Queen
Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!
'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'
Henry I of England
Queen Elizabeth I
Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall
King
"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"
'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III
''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'
"You might try avuncular."
'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'
The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III
''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'
'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'
Queen Elizabeth II
'Talk to your wife, Lord Tuttenbottom. She refused to sleep with me!'
"Not to worry, sire! It's just the farm implement trade show coming to town!"
Amateur Monarch Gifts Collection
Amateur Monarch Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for amateur monarchs and add some regal humor to your morning coffee ritual.
Amateur Monarch Pillows
Find comfy pillows that celebrate amateur monarchs with witty, regal designs—adding charm and humor to any royal resting place.
Amateur Monarch Prints
Decorate with vibrant prints perfect for amateur monarchs—celebrating their creative reign with style and humor.
Amateur Monarch T-Shirts
Discover playful t-shirts for amateur monarchs that combine humor and royal flair—perfect for showcasing their creative crown.