Playful Monarch Gifts

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'How about a game of cards?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'How about a game of cards?'

The Royal Wii

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

Not My Coronation Quiche

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Child playing king.

"I try to be royal without being regal."

'Go invade Japan and bring me back a Suzuki violin instructor.'

King vs King- who's the clown?

'Hey, I remember you -- You overthrew ME!'

"Hey hey we're the monarchy"

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier,'

Akihito - Emperor of Japan

'Gentlemen, the loyal toast - The Queen, God help her.'

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

King paper plane.

"Sara! Get me King Louie! No, I don't care which one!"

1927: Edmund Hillary conkers Everett.

'Sorry Mr Pendragon. The only round table we have within your budget is this coffee table.'

'Hey, don't feel bad - The world needs buffer states, too!'

"I hate breaking in a new King!"