Playful Sovereign Gifts

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'He looks exactly like his father!'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Skateboard Olympics.

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

Hazardous Wastes R Us.