Satirical Sovereigns Gifts

'There's more to a nation's greatness than good cell phone receptions!'

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Illogic Tree

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

What Could Go Wrong?

Justice

Infected Macron

Donald Glover

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Manspreading in Art

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"What! You say French-Canadians call Fries with melted cheese curds and gravy Poutine!?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

Alexander Pope

God finger

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Tarzan mobile phone

"I'm going to use Aversion Therapy. Get better or pay me $300 an hour."

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Nuclear lineup

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

The 12 Days of Covidmas

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."