Sovereignty Satirist Gifts

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Civilized Salmon

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Illogic Tree

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

Donald Glover

What Could Go Wrong?

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"What! You say French-Canadians call Fries with melted cheese curds and gravy Poutine!?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'Here's a composite of our target consumer.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Is this your entire business plan?"

'President George P. D. Q. ?3 Bush today called for Gulf War VIII'....'

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Nuclear lineup

"I'm going to use Aversion Therapy. Get better or pay me $300 an hour."

Pizzas

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

"I thanked my teacher for teaching us so well and she fainted."

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"