Strategic Satirist Gifts

Searching for a gift that truly resonates with a strategic satirist? Explore our collection of humorous and thought-provoking items designed to tickle the funny bone while highlighting clever insights. From witty mugs to clever t-shirts, our products are perfect for those who love to see the humor in life's intricate plans and sharp observations. Whether they appreciate dry wit or playful satire, you'll find a gift that matches their clever spirit.

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"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer." mockup

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

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'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.'

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.' mockup

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.'

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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"Nation-building never works."

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"You're fired."

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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'The check is in the email attachment.' mockup

'The check is in the email attachment.'

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.' mockup

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

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'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.' mockup

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

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"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement." mockup

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

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'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.' mockup

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!" mockup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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Flags

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'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.' mockup

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

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"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend" mockup

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

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"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'." mockup

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

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Boss's Desk Says No!

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"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

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'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.' mockup

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

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"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!" mockup

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

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Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head. mockup

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

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Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss. mockup

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago." mockup

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite." mockup

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

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'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.' mockup

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

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"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here." mockup

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

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"You're on a what?!"

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'You can just forget about the cake.' mockup

'You can just forget about the cake.'

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"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods." mockup

"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits." mockup

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

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The International and May Day Terrorism mockup

The International and May Day Terrorism

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Born In Captivity.

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Another day at work would be one too many...

Another day at work would be one too many... mockup

Another day at work would be one too many...

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'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.' mockup

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

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Strategic Satirist Gifts Collection

Strategic Satirist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that capture the clever humor of the strategic satirist—perfect for their morning brew or coffee break.

Strategic Satirist Pillows

Find pillows with witty, satirical commentary—great for adding personality and humor to any room.

Strategic Satirist Prints

Browse our artistic prints that celebrate satire and strategy, a perfect gift for the intelligent humor lover.

Strategic Satirist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts featuring hilarious and sharp designs, perfect for the quick-witted and humorous strategist in your life.