Strategic Satirist Pillows

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

'This one is for blaming any tactical mistakes on 'the fog of war'.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Boss's Desk Says No!

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Born In Captivity.

Another day at work would be one too many...

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'