Doc, I firmly believe in portion control as long as I control them!
Self-control Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the satirist with a penchant for humor and self-control? Discover witty, satirical products designed to tickle the funny bone while making a clever statement. From humorous mugs to sardonic t-shirts, find the perfect gift to celebrate their sharp wit and creative spirit. Whether they’re a writer, performer, or just love a good laugh at clever humor, these gifts will add a dash of satire to their daily routine.
"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."
Man posing on beach as women ignore him.
'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'
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"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"
"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."
"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."
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Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.
Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion
'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'
"Oh God, beards are so passe."
"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."
Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!
"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"
Idiots guide to being an idiot.
Cat Self-Help Support Group
"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."
'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'
"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."
I call it "Self-portrait in Quicksand."
Business Seminar: How to profit from inflation.
'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'
'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'
'Honey, does the wild pig that I swallowed whole for lunch make me look fat? No, dear, it's just the lighting.
'Actually, I learned a lot in college, but there are very few job openings out there for expert beer drinkers.'
'Me, I weigh myself in the water: I get a better reading...'
"Pant height = √belt ÷ age²"
'Don't try and cheer yourself up. Leave it to us experts.'
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"I've just joined a support group for boring people."
Self-control Satirist Gifts Collection
Self-control Satirist Mugs
Explore our collection of satirical mugs that highlight the clever humor loved by the self-control satirist. Find your perfect witty mug today.
Self-control Satirist Pillows
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Self-control Satirist Prints
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Self-control Satirist T-Shirts
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