Self-service Satirist Gifts

"Self Service"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Social media and censorship...

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"Fact amnesty"

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

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'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Extinction events

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."

'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.'

"This is what I use for social media."

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Before Instagram

"Ok, I've translated it, it says 'Feeling cute, might delete later'."