"Self Service"
Self-service Satirist Pillows
Add a touch of satire to their home decor with pillows that feature clever sayings and humorous prints, ideal for the self-service satirist with a playful spirit.
A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."
The Proust of Twitter
Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.
"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."
Man posing on beach as women ignore him.
'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'
"Fact amnesty"
'Twitter for goldfish.'
Dolestart - A New Initiative
"We cancelled Netfix for this?"
Social media and censorship...
Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.
"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."
"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."
"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."
"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"
'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'
'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'
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'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'
Rudy, from now on I'm going to answer all employee requests through Twitter. Publicly? Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. That's right. If you have a valid request, you should have no problem with the entire world hearing it. Now, what was that again about you needing time off for a proctology appointment? Never mind. Hold on ... composing a tweet ... How do you spell "polyp" again?
"This is what I use for social media."
Thracebook..
"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"
Extinction events
"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."
'Job satisfaction is up, because there are fewer jobs.'
"Instagram . . . weAPPon of mass distraction."
Facelook
'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'
An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.
Before Instagram
Self-service Satirist Pillows Collection
Self-service Satirist Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs—perfect for the self-service satirist who loves a good laugh with their morning brew.
Self-service Satirist Prints
Browse our satirical prints, ideal for decorating a space with wit and humor for the self-service satirist.
Self-service Satirist T-Shirts
Discover funny t-shirts that let the self-service satirist showcase their humorous side all day long.