Self-help Satirist Pillows

"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."

Business Seminar: How to profit from inflation.

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EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"You are a very special person with a hangover!"

"If I hear someone use the word 'mindful' one more time, I'm going to lose my mind."

Cat Self-Help Support Group

'Don't try and cheer yourself up. Leave it to us experts.'

'I'm glad they finally got around to us.'

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Bald Man Overcomb

Dummies for Dummies.

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Bald man polishing head

New years resolutions

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

Narcissus visits the ophthalmologist

Greece & EU

'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I asked You, in the nicest possible way, to make me a better person, but apparently You couldn't be bothered."

"Today the Federal Reserve announced interest rates will stay the same, but hemlines will rise."

"I don't want self-help, I want beyond help!"

Life before fitness trackers.

'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'

'Honey, does the wild pig that I swallowed whole for lunch make me look fat? No, dear, it's just the lighting.

"The only thing I notice thinning is my hair."

"Oh, come on! At least tell me I'm in the top fifty fairest people in the land!"

"On reflection I think that delegating my life was probably a bad idea."