"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."
Self-help Satirist Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their home with pillows that playfully mock self-improvement culture. Great for lounging and making a witty statement around the house.
Business Seminar: How to profit from inflation.
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EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything
"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"
"You are a very special person with a hangover!"
"If I hear someone use the word 'mindful' one more time, I'm going to lose my mind."
Cat Self-Help Support Group
Armstrong, I'm not qualified to give you dating advice. When it comes to that stuff, I'm the WORST. Why not ask Randy? Because Randy's advice is as good as it gets. There's nothing to improve on, so it's a bad investment. But if someone gives me glaringly bad advice, I can easily spot the errors, correct them, and compile it all into a best-selling advice book. Dating tip #1: Dating is not an investment. Beautiful. Keep 'em coming.
Deep-fried Chicken for the Soul
'Don't try and cheer yourself up. Leave it to us experts.'
'I'm glad they finally got around to us.'
Idiots guide to being an idiot.
Man posing on beach as women ignore him.
Dummies for Dummies.
Bald Man Overcomb
Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself
Lady Liberty's Self-Care
'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'
Bald man polishing head
New years resolutions
"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"
Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.
Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion
'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'
Greece & EU
Narcissus visits the ophthalmologist
"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."
I call it "Self-portrait in Quicksand."
"Today the Federal Reserve announced interest rates will stay the same, but hemlines will rise."
"I don't want self-help, I want beyond help!"
'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'
Life before fitness trackers.
"I asked You, in the nicest possible way, to make me a better person, but apparently You couldn't be bothered."
'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'
Self-help Satirist Pillows Collection
Self-help Satirist Mugs
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Self-help Satirist Prints
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