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Support group for guys with hemorrhoids.

'If you catch me swinging from the chandeliers, throw me out of the window.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Dummies for Dummies.

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Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Bald man polishing head

"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Don't worry. Very soon you'll be back to what passes as normal for you."

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

"Today the Federal Reserve announced interest rates will stay the same, but hemlines will rise."

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

Cat Self-Help Support Group

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

Narcissus visits the ophthalmologist

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I don't want self-help, I want beyond help!"

"I asked You, in the nicest possible way, to make me a better person, but apparently You couldn't be bothered."

Business Seminar: How to profit from inflation.

"He's on life support. Mostly support."

'Honey, does the wild pig that I swallowed whole for lunch make me look fat? No, dear, it's just the lighting.

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

'Don't try and cheer yourself up. Leave it to us experts.'

Photographer

"The only thing I notice thinning is my hair."

"If I hear someone use the word 'mindful' one more time, I'm going to lose my mind."

"You are a very special person with a hangover!"

"On reflection I think that delegating my life was probably a bad idea."