Self-help Satire Fans Pillows

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

Hollywood Sign Developers

Life is for the birds.

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

End the Winter Blues

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"She's a miniature."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

Standard & Poor

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"It's trickle down."

'Who's the new guy?'

"You calm down."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Neversource"

Telekinetics on strike...

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."