Sitcom Satire Fans Pillows

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Telekinetics on strike...

The return of the four sheepskins

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'