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Mr. Brady, RIP

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

End the Winter Blues

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Telekinetics on strike...

The return of the four sheepskins

In my day, they didn

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"That's right. An increase in your title!"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.