Self-help Satire Gifts

Support group for guys with hemorrhoids.

'If you catch me swinging from the chandeliers, throw me out of the window.'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Bald Man Overcomb

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Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Bald man polishing head

"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"Don't worry. Very soon you'll be back to what passes as normal for you."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I asked You, in the nicest possible way, to make me a better person, but apparently You couldn't be bothered."

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

"Today the Federal Reserve announced interest rates will stay the same, but hemlines will rise."

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

"I don't want self-help, I want beyond help!"

Idiots guide to being an idiot.

Narcissus visits the ophthalmologist

Cat Self-Help Support Group

Business Seminar: How to profit from inflation.

"He's on life support. Mostly support."

'Honey, does the wild pig that I swallowed whole for lunch make me look fat? No, dear, it's just the lighting.

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."

"If I hear someone use the word 'mindful' one more time, I'm going to lose my mind."

'Don't try and cheer yourself up. Leave it to us experts.'

"On reflection I think that delegating my life was probably a bad idea."

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'Me, I weigh myself in the water: I get a better reading...'