Satirical Sovereigns Pillows

'There's more to a nation's greatness than good cell phone receptions!'

British savings accounts

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Illogic Tree

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

Justice

Infected Macron

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Manspreading in Art

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

God finger

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Alexander Pope

"What! You say French-Canadians call Fries with melted cheese curds and gravy Poutine!?"

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Nuclear lineup

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

"I'm going to use Aversion Therapy. Get better or pay me $300 an hour."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."