Satirical Savants Pillows

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"How much would you like to lend us, Mr. Hewitt?"

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Illogic Tree

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Prisoner still life painting.

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Justice

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

The breakup

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."