Satirical Savvy Pillows

Pension burden on young news headline. Young woman to Cosmetic Surgeon 'Can you make me old?'

'They are not pilgrims. They are pilgrim$!'

'Is that all I get for my £25 donation, Lord Cheapskate Bastard!'

Recycling bins - aluminum, plastic, CEO.

British savings accounts

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

Skeptic Tank.

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Under new blame.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Coronavirus Windmills

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

Illogic Tree

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"I say we downsize the company to the five of us and see if we can isolate the problem then."

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."