Social Satire Savant Pillows

So much for "a rising tide lifts all boats."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"You know, there are other emojis."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The prying mantis,

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Horse statue throws off rider.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Illogic Tree

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I'm after the history section."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

Inhospitality tent.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"God help us, it's that guy."

Failure is no an option: "I'd now like to speak on the topic of government bailouts!"

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"