Social Satirist Pillows

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

Man can't reach to light huge cigar.

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."

"Good news-I hear the paradigm is shifting."

'Isn't it amazing just how quickly an 'us' and 'them' scenario develops?'

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

Cloning Department - "Hi Rodney - I think you know everyone."

"Oh, no! I can still see the Jensons."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"OK, I admit it. I smoke, drink and eat too much, don't exercise enough ..."

Wine tasters...

"What to wear?"

'Thank you for your enquiry. This is an automated response...'

"Somehow I thought it would be different up here."

Grown up conversation about immigration...

Different lanes for 'old money' and 'new money' in a Financial District.

'You'll never catch a member of my family on drugs!'

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

"The Crandalls wish us a Merry Christmas, and add that they're now worth over two million."

10% of all donations go to the Bill & Melinda Gates foundation.

Clancy: All the world's a stage....

Business Lunch (everybody talking on their mobile phones).

Hierarchy In The Junk Drawer

''Live simply so that others may simply live?' Cute, but what's my motivation?'

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

Inhospitality tent.

"Sorry, I can't remember your name, but your mask is familiar!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm alone.'

"Hey, hold on a minute - maybe failure is an option."

'I've got a really important meeting today, so give me something that will get me so drunk no one will want to mess with me.'

"Well, I suppose it all started with a packet of wine gums."

"We have to go now. Robert's façade is beginning to crumble."

Profiles in Courage

'What kind of man are you, Steve?! Turn around and demand that he remove his feet from the back of my seat this instant!'