Societal Satirist Pillows

National debt hits new high: 'Some day son, all this will be yours.'

"Don't worry...I'll tell him to go back in the bottle."

"Hang on! - How many units is in that...??"

Horse statue throws off rider.

"If you lose any more money you'll go from "eccentric" to "crazy"'.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'In financial news, admissions of impropriety outperformed denials of impropriety.'

'I realise that what one does in one's free time is one's own business - but I AM surprised, Vicar!'

'Ian, our eldest, came out at 18 - not as being gay but as a quadruped.'

"Yet another example of the very fabric of society falling apart..."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Man who cant get his suit on blaming his tailor

"Is it me or does it seem to get more commercialized every year?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

UK border controls relaxed.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'You can just forget about the cake.'