Societal Satire Pillows

"I love you, you're special and though my key was stolen, perhaps you should maybe get back in the box."

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

Politically Correct Snowperson

The prying mantis,

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Horse statue throws off rider.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I'm after the history section."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Inhospitality tent.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"All the better to ignore you with."

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'