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Men using horse terminology to talk about people

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Flyfishing for dummies.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Stick them up...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Beware of the frog"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Coronavirus Waves

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Quality Control