Societal Satire T-Shirts

"I love you, you're special and though my key was stolen, perhaps you should maybe get back in the box."

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

Politically Correct Snowperson

The prying mantis,

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Horse statue throws off rider.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I'm after the history section."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Inhospitality tent.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'