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'Stupid unwritten rules!'

'D'you ever get the feeling you're being watched?'

"You're allowed to post one tweet..."

'Make it threescore and ten, or we'll end up with a big Social Security crisis.'

Relgious Snobbery - Classes Meeting in Heaven

"I'm social distancing."

"My wife always said I'd end up mixing with the rich and famous."

Recent ICE raids in Nebraska open up dozens of jobs for American workers.

"Yes, I get the irony."

Affluenza.

'Nice try!'

"What's it look like I'm doing? I'm pursuing the American Daydream."

"Move along now, people..."

"After years of unsuccessfully trying to catch my tail, I decided to just follow it on twitter."

'Yep, speak truth to power - that's my motto.'

Antisocial Society

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

"He had his food with all the garlic and the onions and then burped into his mask... did he die of corona, or did he die with corona?"

The New World

Social Distancing

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

Social distancing

Can you just Twitter me next time?

Sunday Afternoon in the Park during COVID.

"But how many followers do you have?"

I had hoped to file a missing persons report by now, but he won't leave.

"Oh God, the alt-right is adopting clown memes now?"

A Distinction.

Great excitement of Miss Kenwigs at the hairdresser's shop

"You're going down with your ship! ...In the middle of our party!"

Liberal me meets conservative me!

'You mean Noah discriminated on the basis of marital status?'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'Some people couldn't make it today, but they've sent a few tweets...'