Societal Satire Enthusiast T-Shirts

Servant dismissed by master

"There's a black hole in this black hole."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Yes, one is a dog."

The prying mantis,

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Horse statue throws off rider.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"I'm after the history section."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Inhospitality tent.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Militant Pacifists

"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"God help us, it's that guy."