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Documenting death

Politically Correct Snowperson

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Horse statue throws off rider.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Official Fight Cards

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Planet of the Ants

"But how many followers do you have?"

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'