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Documenting death

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Horse statue throws off rider.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Official Fight Cards

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

Planet of the Ants

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"But how many followers do you have?"

State Insurance Office Covering School Shootings

'Since bottom line growth has been so robust, big business wants to thank you all in advance for not applying with them.'

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

"Everyone says I'm crazy and avoids me because I don't panic despite of corona, climate change or inflation. . ."

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'