Social Satire Appreciator Mugs

Hall of Mirrors

'Working class but a terrible social climber; seems to have died from aspiration pneumonia. '

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Golf Tips (For Police)

Punch Initials - M

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

Caution - Obnoxious People Ahead.

Fifty cents for a cup of coffee? -- then you spill it on yourself and sue me, right?

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Steamed vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Oh Hi!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

The Greek Trampoline

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Russia Money Laundering

"Amateurs."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?