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Hall of Mirrors

'Working class but a terrible social climber; seems to have died from aspiration pneumonia. '

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Golf Tips (For Police)

Punch Initials - M

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

Caution - Obnoxious People Ahead.

Fifty cents for a cup of coffee? -- then you spill it on yourself and sue me, right?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'Oh Hi!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Steamed vegetables."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

The Berlin Peace Movement

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Russia Money Laundering

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Amateurs."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

The Greek Trampoline

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.