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Things and Creatures

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'Oh Hi!'

"Steamed vegetables."

"They're so like us."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Mikado

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"Amateurs."

The Greek Trampoline

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Russia Money Laundering

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."