Appreciating Satire Mugs

Medical Advances - Cosmentic Surgery - Noses/Breasts/Born Again Christian (lobotomy)

'FYI - this pan is bulletproof.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

Mikado

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Official Fight Cards

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"That's very offensive."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The trap

The Modern Damocles -

Family Butcher.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Peace bomb.

Corporate Punishment.

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

Knights of the Round Whatever

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.