Appreciating Satire Pillows

Medical Advances - Cosmentic Surgery - Noses/Breasts/Born Again Christian (lobotomy)

'FYI - this pan is bulletproof.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Mikado

The Berlin Peace Movement

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Official Fight Cards

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"That's very offensive."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

Family Butcher.

The trap

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Peace bomb.

Corporate Punishment.

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Knights of the Round Whatever

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Art Vandalism

John Banville

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"