Enjoyment Of Satire Pillows

"I ran your name through a background check app. You were a misogynist in the 2nd grade."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Official Fight Cards

Bureaucracy gone mad!

In my day, they didn

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Family Butcher.

The trap

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Corporate Punishment.

Peace bomb.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Knights of the Round Whatever

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

John Banville

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

Art Vandalism

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."