Laughing At Satire Pillows

Opportunity. All I need is your credit card number!

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Jack in the box on strike.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

In my day, they didn

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

Family Butcher.

The Modern Damocles -

The trap

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Corporate Punishment.

Peace bomb.

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

"I'm a huge fan of your work."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Knights of the Round Whatever

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

Art Vandalism