Watching Satire Pillows

'It's OK. If I was stuck in a dead-end government job, I'd probably be every bit as sick and sadistic.'

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

'There are ZOMBIE firms out there...'

'You do realise we are going to have to kill you!'

"No mask on? $250 fine!"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The trap

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Family Butcher.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Peace bomb.

Corporate Punishment.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Knights of the Round Whatever

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

John Banville

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Art Vandalism

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."