Laughing At Satire Mugs

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Jack in the box on strike.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

The trap

The Modern Damocles -

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

Family Butcher.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Peace bomb.

Corporate Punishment.

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

Knights of the Round Whatever

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Art Vandalism