People Who Appreciate Satire Pillows

'I'm going to refer you to doctor Yomp - he's s short, fat, bald guy too.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

Life is for the birds.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

Mikado

The Berlin Peace Movement

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"She's a miniature."

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

"It's trickle down."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Standard & Poor

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Jack in the box on strike.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

In my day, they didn

"Neversource"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

'Are you free at the moment?'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'