People Who Appreciate Satire T-Shirts

'I'm going to refer you to doctor Yomp - he's s short, fat, bald guy too.'

Life is for the birds.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The Berlin Peace Movement

Mikado

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"She's a miniature."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"It's trickle down."

Standard & Poor

Bureaucracy gone mad!

Jack in the box on strike.

"Neversource"

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Are you free at the moment?'