Appreciates Satire Pillows

"You have three weeks to live, and I'm afraid they're in Feburary."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

The Berlin Peace Movement

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"Do Mr. Reaper, do you have health insurance?"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Family Butcher.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

Knights of the Round Whatever

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

John Banville

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

Art Vandalism

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Never to be seen again!"

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Frederick Robinson

Might Versus Right.

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

An Angel with a Devil's Shadow

"New law, Diogenes. We're confiscating your barrel."