Social Satire Appreciators Mugs

"They always remember 'bring a dish,' but they always forget 'to pass.'"

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The Berlin Peace Movement

"They're so like us."

Mikado

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"That's very offensive."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

Forbidden Vegetable

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

Peacekeeping?

"But how many followers do you have?"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

Chicken comedians.

Getting employees involved in decision making can help give them a sense of ownership. Sometimes, a little too much.

Cosmetic pouches.

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

"I'm leaving you,Jerry-I need more from a man than just scintillating conversation."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

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