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"Dan didn't trust babies."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Why are you so obsessed about who looks at this cartoon."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"You know, there are other emojis."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"But how many followers do you have?"

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

Planet of the Ants

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

"Worm puree? No, it seems the old lady was sh*tfaced again last night!"

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'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

'The peasants aren't so bad, Son -- it's the bourgeoisie that's so darn judgmental!'