Politically Playful Gifts

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

'Do you think that's wise?'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Jeff Sessions

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

What is it about Sarah Palin's politics that bothers you so much?

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

"You forgot his tail."

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

"Our house wine is abominable."

Two kids caught playing dots & boxes on a Damien Hirst painting, spelling the word 'so-so'.

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

Nevada Poll Worker: I saw rampant voter fraud.

Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Donald Trump Christmas card

'No education, no skills, no experience, no character references... I'm afraid the only thing left for you is politics.'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"The floor is lava, and without intervention the entire house will be lava by 2050."

Hague Convention Defied! Using Siphons of Laughing Gas to Overcome the British before an Attack in France.